old man joke
A young guy named Luke lived in a galaxy not far away, more like down the street at the local mall. He was not a...
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joke Sarah
Sure! Here’s an extended everyday life comedy joke for you: Sarah decided one day to finally deal with her bulging laundry basket. She loaded the...
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Harry Potter joke
Harry answered: “I’ve defeated Voldemort, saved the wizarding world, and completed seven years of magical education — mostly by skipping school and fighting dark forces.”...
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Library Wordplay
Library WordplayI went to the library to locate a book on how to repair damaged clocks. The librarian responded: “Sorry, all our clock repair books...
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Restaurant Wordplay
I said, “What’s the surprise?” He smirked and added, “You’ll find out…if you’re calm enough.” I ordered it, but when it arrived, the bowl was...
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The Office (Parody Job Interview)
In The Office (a parody job interview), the interviewer asks, “So, why do you want to work here?” The applicant responded: “Well, I’m really passionate...
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A man goes to the doctor complaining about his memory.
A man visits the doctor complaining about his memory.“I’ve been having trouble remembering things lately,” he jokes. “It’s like I forget everything after a few...
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A dad is teaching his son how to do math.
A father is teaching his youngster how to perform math.He responded: “Okay, son, if I have five apples and I give you two, how many...
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A dad is sitting at the dinner table with his kids.
A father is seated at the dinner table with his children.He looks at his kid and says, “I think I finally figured out the perfect...
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A man says to his wife, “I have a great idea for our anniversary. Let’s go to a nice restaurant!”
A man tells his wife, “I have a great idea for our anniversary.” “Let us go to a nice restaurant!”His wife inquires, “Oh, what’s the...
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A dad walks into a store with his son.
A father comes into a store with his son.The dad responds: “I’m going to buy a new pair of shoes, but I can’t decide if...
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cows joke
Three cows stand in a pasture. The first cow asks, “Have you heard about this mad cow disease going around?” “It’s pretty scary!” The second...
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the best cat joke
A cat dies and travels to Heaven. St. Peter greets the cat at the pearly gates, saying, “You’ve been a nice cat your entire life....
