Restaurant Wordplay

1. Restaurant Wordplay
   I visited this new seafood restaurant last night. The area was crowded, but I was able to make my way to the front. The waiter approached and asked if I wanted to taste their special, “Clam Chowder Surprise.”

I said, “What’s the surprise?”

He smirked and added, “You’ll find out…if you’re calm enough.”

I ordered it, but when it arrived, the bowl was empty. Confused, I summoned the waiter back. He shrugged, “Looks like you got the shell of the deal!”

I left the restaurant feeling grumpy.