A dad walks into a store with his son.

A father comes into a store with his son.
The dad responds: “I’m going to buy a new pair of shoes, but I can’t decide if I should get the sneakers or the loafers.”
The son responds: “Dad, I believe you should get the loafers. After all, they’re exactly your kind!”
The father responds, “Oh, that’s a terrific one! “I will loaf it!”