Restaurant Wordplay
I said, “What’s the surprise?” He smirked and added, “You’ll find out…if you’re calm enough.” I ordered it, but when it arrived, the bowl was...
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The Office (Parody Job Interview)
In The Office (a parody job interview), the interviewer asks, “So, why do you want to work here?” The applicant responded: “Well, I’m really passionate...
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A dad is teaching his son how to do math.
A father is teaching his youngster how to perform math.He responded: “Okay, son, if I have five apples and I give you two, how many...
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A dad is sitting at the dinner table with his kids.
A father is seated at the dinner table with his children.He looks at his kid and says, “I think I finally figured out the perfect...
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A man says to his wife, “I have a great idea for our anniversary. Let’s go to a nice restaurant!”
A man tells his wife, “I have a great idea for our anniversary.” “Let us go to a nice restaurant!”His wife inquires, “Oh, what’s the...
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the best cat joke
A cat dies and travels to Heaven. St. Peter greets the cat at the pearly gates, saying, “You’ve been a nice cat your entire life....
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chicken joke
A chicken walks inside the library. The librarian looks up as the chicken approaches the desk and asks, “Can I help you?” The chicken clucks,...
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the best joke Dogs
A man brings his dog to a talent event. “What’s your dog’s talent?” asks the host. The guy responds, “He talks!” The audience giggles in...