Three cows stand in a pasture.
The first cow asks, “Have you heard about this mad cow disease going around?” “It’s pretty scary!”
The second cow nods. “Yeah, I heard it’s quite hazardous. Cows suddenly start acting strangely and lose their brains.”
The third cow looks at both of them and snorts. “I’m not worried at all.”
The first cow inquires, “Why not?” Aren’t you terrified about acquiring it?
The third cow bobs its head boldly. “Nope. “I am a duck.”
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