old man joke
A young guy named Luke lived in a galaxy not far away, more like down the street at the local mall. He was not a...
A young guy named Luke lived in a galaxy not far away, more like down the street at the local mall. He was not a...
A man tells his wife, “I have a great idea for our anniversary.” “Let us go to a nice restaurant!”His wife inquires, “Oh, what’s the...
Harry answered: “I’ve defeated Voldemort, saved the wizarding world, and completed seven years of magical education — mostly by skipping school and fighting dark forces.”...
In The Office (a parody job interview), the interviewer asks, “So, why do you want to work here?” The applicant responded: “Well, I’m really passionate...
A father is teaching his youngster how to perform math.He responded: “Okay, son, if I have five apples and I give you two, how many...
A father is seated at the dinner table with his children.He looks at his kid and says, “I think I finally figured out the perfect...
A chicken walks inside the library. The librarian looks up as the chicken approaches the desk and asks, “Can I help you?” The chicken clucks,...
A man brings his dog to a talent event. “What’s your dog’s talent?” asks the host. The guy responds, “He talks!” The audience giggles in...
Sure! Here’s an extended everyday life comedy joke for you: Sarah decided one day to finally deal with her bulging laundry basket. She loaded the...
Three cows stand in a pasture. The first cow asks, “Have you heard about this mad cow disease going around?” “It’s pretty scary!” The second...